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Sherman Custom Seven

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#1 ·
Defective, smells like dead hookers, impossible to play without a bottle of Jim Beam in right hand, making it hard to hold a pick. Only plays "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer", not very good for prog metal, and I don't really like George Thoroughgood.
 
#6 ·
Is there more than one kind of dead hooker smell? They all smell a little different. It's subtle but it is noticable if you've dealt with as many dead hookers as I have.
 
#7 ·
The dead hooker smell is pretty universal amongst dead Ho`s.
The sandpaper sticks right to the beaver (thanks to the turbo gripping powers of the crabs) making short work of the perfect V carve on the neck, which is dependant on your neck carve preference/Ho milage.
There is an upcharge for importing, and the disposal of the dead Ho.
However, the raggies a few towns over will pretty much fuck anything, so there is a possibility of a rebate on the disposal/recycling of your dead Ho.
 
#18 ·
Same here :squint:
 
#29 ·
Getting your guitar to smell like dead hookers is easy. Getting your gutiar to smell like the right dead hooker is the challenging part. It takes some time and patience.
 
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