Hey you! Yeah, you!
Do you hate tone? Well this is your lucky day! I bought this fine Bad Horsie off of Zepp not long ago in this thread and today is the day that I pass this useless brick of a shitbox on to some other fortunate forum member.
If you're the kind of guy that wakes up and says "Man, I want a wah that sounds so fucking bad, people will ignore my sloppy playing", or "Man, I know I could get a cooler sound sticking an SM57 into my mouth and saying WAH WAH WAH, but damn do I need something black to step on" then look no further, friends!
I have JUST the shitbox Wah for you! This thing fucking SUCKS! Like your lead playing, but make a little mistake? NO problem, just step on this motherfucker and BLAM, everyone around you will stop paying attention to your bad lead and immediately focus on the wall of sonic dogshit that this sucker puts out.
This would make a fantastic projectile weapon though. Fuck pepper spray - let your assailant know who they're fucking with by throwing this bad boy directly at their head. See? Not only can this useless tone abomination prevent people from realizing that you're a lousy lead player - it'll keep you from getting raped as well!
This thing sucks harder than Eric's mom after a gallon of Wild Turkey. $50 via paypal and I'll ship it to your door on the double.
Mom wouldn't have to work so hard if it wasn't so damn small.