In 1986 the Grand Inquisitor of Tone (Who is the hereditary ruler of a shadow organization devoted to high gain amps and not just something I made up for this listing.) foresaw the downfall of tubes after insufflating the bark of a tree found in the Amazon rain forest in a sweat lodge with a bisexual pygmy shaman who’s name is unpronounceable to the living, but well known by those who inhabit the realm of death. Fearing the worst, an effeminate future world full of short haired douchebags believing tone should come from computer processors, he nobly sacrificed his first born son to create the ultimate 80s preamp. A 1u unit foretold by prophecy and described in a scroll found in a cavern under Jerusalem as being “sweet as fuck, with a bunch of cool ass features that will make bitches wet”.
The Grand Inquisitor of Tone was murdered by a jealous mistress as the ritual was taking place. So the mid control on the preamp probably needs cleaning because it cuts out sometimes. The tubes also have an indeterminate amount of life left. Nonetheless most of the ritual was completed, and a preamp that can safely be described as “80s as fuck” was brought into creation. It was later bought by a humble bedroom player who loved it dearly because it thrashed really fucking hard but had to sell it for the criminally low price of $220 shipped and insured CONUS because they could not justify a rack rig in addition to their main Rivera and it just took up space. Fate had cleverly given it some pretty minimal rack rash so the unworthy would not realize its massive potential. The styling was nonetheless sweet as fuck, and gazing upon it contained within a rack case would often induce boners, because it totally looks like a Cold War nuclear missile satellite control panel who’s existence was unknown by all but the sexiest skin tight body suit wearing secret agent babes.
He included the power cord, because he was generous in addition to being uncommonly handsome, but otherwise sold it as pictured without accessories.
That one is great. Boner inducing