FT This fucking awful '80s Spandex Tiger-stripe cliplock strap.

[Zero]

I dug this out of the closet of infinite horrors last week to put on my RG760, but, this strap must be from at least '85, and spandex eventually starts to lose it's stretchiness after it's been used a lot, so even super-shortened it's still hetfield-explorer or tom delonge low, and totally unusable by me.

I'd wager someone who's 400 lbs or so would be able to use it comfortably. However, if you like awful 80's relics, Stryper, Skid Row, Lynch Mob, or The Scorpions (et al) and like to play your guitar low, this is the thing for you.

I don't think any more of these exist, and that's probably a good thing.

If you want, I can even forge Uli John Roth, George Lynch, Paul Gilbert, or anyone else's signature on it in silver sharpie or a white-out pen.

Comes with original awful tiger-stripe spandex end clips, which work perfectly.

Please, no PMs. Post all trade offers, serious or not, in this thread.





(Just kidding, I love the '80s.)

[Chris]

Donnie has just the axe for this.

[Zero]

Do tell.

[Ken]

Originally Posted by Chris

Donnie has just the axe for this.

I know Donnie will be the one to obtain this.

[DonBot]

Fuck yeah. I want the shit out of that!
I've really got nothing to trade but upon looking around my room the first thing that I see is a partially use bag of very fine steel wool.

[Zero]

man you know you wanna give me that ESP M-II for this, my 760, and $100 cash money ... Next week when I get paid.

[DonBot]

[jim777]

I have a purple one of those

[Zero]

Originally Posted by jim777

I have a purple one of those

I'm sorry.

[Chris]

I'll trade you an Eric Clemenzi and a Division CD for it if you mail it do Donholio.