- "Investigation: Text Messages Cost Nothing"
- The Nigerian Version of Chris' "Brain Buckets"
- Woman sets husband's penis on fire.
- Al Franken poised to be certified as Minnesota Senate winner
- Well now we know...
- Archeologists in Germany discover a Roman battlefield
- Attention Ruben Navarrette Jr: Shut the Fuck Up
- What religious extremism accomplishes
- Tales of a would be suicide bomber
- Attention Rod Blagojevich: Shut the Fuck Up
- Deployment used against servicepeople in custody battles
- Top Ten Worst Rush Quotes
- Blagojevich: officially dumber than Bush
- The Bush Legacy
- Scientists Turn Tequila into Diamonds
- Will U.N finally do something?
- Asshole.
- Why Obama will be the best President ever!!
- Shoplifting Dog in Utah
- For Metal Ken
- Clean coal
- Todays tale of stupid, backwater cultures
- Here's to Your Retirement George
- 60" water main break in Maryland
- Man blowtorching snow sets home on fire
- Go to school... Get acid thrown at you..
- Obama: Put the journalists' beer on my tab
- Sand
- Funny, that's our biggest regret, too
- JonBenet Ramsey: 12 years later and still no one cares
- This is absolutely awful.
- Christmas at the last house standing
- Bush insider killed in plane crash
- Speaking of weed...(p.II)
- Kid kills mother, shoots father, for not letting him play XBox 360
- Authorities confirm remains are Caylee Anthony's
- Trucker fucked either way (bailout content)
- Speaking of Weed...
- No more deep throat...
- Got an "International Policy Proposal"?
- NASA looks for places to display retired space shuttles
- Wow...
- Newt Gingrich actually has a small sliver of a soul
- Wow, realy life "Face Off"
- Dammit, Drew...
- Children forced into cell-like school seclusion rooms
- Time's "Fond Farewell" year end summary of lost luminaries
- No cake for Adolph Hitler
- Adam Walsh case is finally closed.
- This ought to...
- Rush: Funny or Headache Inducing?
- Attention Dick Cheney: Shut the Fuck Up
- Dubai to build world's first "refrigerated beach"
- Barkley believes race a factor in Auburn’s hire
- They finally figured out why we yawn
- White trash chicks are dumb story du jour
- What you didn't see when the shoes flew...
- I can't quite put my finger on it...
- Billions lost in illegal financial debacle
- McCain disses Palin... sort of
- Man throws shoe at G.W.Bush
- Guitarist stabbed 50 times.
- Actor accidentally slits throat
- Trent Reznor on NIN and Guantanamo Bay Torture
- WOW
- Deaths of 2008
- White House may tap Bailout fund for Big 3
- Tuskegee Airmen receive Inauguration invites
- Colin Powell: "Can we continue to listen to Rush Limbaugh?"
- Illinois legislature begins impeachment proceedings
- Bush administration weakens Endangered Species Act
- Senate shuts down auto bailout.
- Bettie Page RIP.
- Gordon Brown Saves the World
- Bush's finally pisses off the remaining 1/3 of the country
- Child's remains found near home of Caylee Anthony's grandparents
- New Big 3 Bailout Ad Campaign
- Not tonight, honey! (redneck content)
- Physicist likely to be Energy Secretary
- Hot teacher bangs student thread of the week
- Attention Joe the Plumber: Shut the Fuck Up
- Dickbags who pay high for absurd shit fucking up sharks.
- Police taser man in diabetic shock
- Drew.
- Sen. Craig loses bid to withdraw guilty plea
- Good explanation of the financial crisis
- Really?? Ill. Governor arrested in corruption sting (human stupidity content)
- F/A-18 crashes into San Diego neighborhood
- Whiney bitch Rove writing a book
- Merrill CEO asks for $10mm bonus
- Throw the book at them
- Woman Swept Out to Sea During Marriage Proposal
- State trooper writes ticket to woman in labor
- Buh Bye OJ
- Wow, what a terrible argument
- We need to have an intervention...
- Someone needs to remind the religious folks...
- November 2008: Most jobs lost in 34 years.
- Proposition 8: The Musical
- To: USA, From: Iraq, Re: GTFO
- 20,650 people are gonna have a lousy Christmas
- Supporting...
- Adding Insult to Injury
- Swing Senators: Another interesting 538 article
- Well, that went well...
- Thank YOU Sarah Palin!
- Attention Campbell Brown: Shut the Fuck Up
- Can I get a "Duh..."
- CNN projects Chambliss to win the run-off in Georgia
- Election...Pokémon edition
- GM claims they need $12 billion to stay in business
- Canadian politics trainwreck
- Auto execs will work for a buck
- What we've all known anyway - we're officially in recession.
- Obama Gets Hawkish
- Bush gets first PEACE award.
- Wal-Mart worker dies after crowd rushes store
- Great read about buying a business.
- Holy shit, what is happening in India?!?
- The lamest duck
- Ann Coulters jaw wired shut?
- Dio Karaoke assault! :-o
- BailOutSleuth
- Possibly the greatest...
- It's a great day for bizarre headlines!
- Bush's pardons still don't include the Border Patrol agents.
- Con man Obama leaves country with $85 million
- Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back.
- SNL skit: Auto industry bailout
- The Texas Hillbilly
- Good editorial from LBJ's daughter
- Vatican forgives John Lennon...
- 19 year old commits suicide live on webcam.
- CIA Shenanigans
- Secretary of State Clinton
- Pet abandonment up tenfold
- It's on - Islamic terrorists go after Somali pirates
- Sarah Palin pardons a turkey...
- She goes down
- Auto industry workers...not for bailout
- Waxman defeats Dingell for Energy & Commerce Chair
- Obama stirs controversy by speaking in complete sentences
- Cocain destroying Columbian forests?
- Bush: Fuck endangered species.
- No one wants to shake Bushies hand...
- Biden's son deploys to Iraq
- I'm actually agreeing with Huckabee on several points
- Not looking good for the Detroit 3
- ...and down goes Stevens.
- Woman given windpipe created with stem cells
- Holy shit, Nate Silver interviews John Zeigler!
- Obama pics DOJ head
- Doctors getting out of medical field
- Somalian pirates hijack oil supertanker
- This is a very sad story:
- Colony Colapse Disorder = Bullshit
- Jim DeMint Says McCain "Betrayed Republican Principles"
- First female general to recieve fourth star
- Best. Comment. Ever.
- Nigerian Scams Work: Woman out $400k to scammers
- RNC Chairman: Dems trying to steal election
- Hey Nebraska Legislature, how could you not see this one coming?
- See you guys later... I'm going to the park!
- Attn PETA: Fuck You
- Are they throwing us the shocker?
- Sarkozy to Putin - "Do you want to end up like Bush?"
- Attention Yet Another Roman Catholic Priest: Shut The Fuck Up
- First ever pictures of another solar system
- Debunking the "America is center-right" argument
- An interesting (partisan) read on the Minnesota recount
- Looks like Bye Bye Ted Stevens
- American idol contestant commits suicide outside of Paula Abdul`s house
- Teen's lawsuit may bankrupt KKK group
- Connecticut Judge overturns ban on gay marriage
- Attention Lindsay Lohan: Fuck you.
- Attention Chizzuck Norris: Shut the Fuck Up
- Attention Roman Catholic Bishops: Shut the Fuck Up
- Remember Obama girl? She didn't vote
- Are You Kidding Me Moment of the Day - St. Petersburg Commie party, Bond
- Obama and Mccain on Southpark
- Go Keith!
- Today's Captain Obvious article
- More heroes to remembers on Vet's Day
- Attention Sarah Palin: Shut the Fuck Up
- Get a bone marrow transplant, and get cured of.... Aids?!
- A true national tragedy for the British
- Can't think of anything clever to say about this
- Happy Veteran's Day
- This kind of sucks...
- Ouch
- Bush leaves office as most unpopular president ever
- Adolescents with Alcohol Poisoning In the UK
- AIG gets more money?
- 8 year old shoots father and another man
- Nate Silver thinks Alaska may not be over...
- Poll: 64 Percent Of Republicans Want Palin To Run In 2012
- Diebold violates GPL
- First Lady Seances?
- Surge? Afghanistan? Yeah, forget about that.
- The Best Drink. Ever. (Yes it's political.)
- Police hilarity of the day
- Washington State made me proud
- Looks like the GOP really is completely delusional
- Is this for real? (lol)
- Why I hate religious law
- I was waiting for it...
- Obama makes his pick for chief of staff
- This is just not right...
- Time for Harry Reid to show some backbone
- CNN goes all Star Wars
- Obama apparent winner in N.C.
- Interesting and funny article on Palin and McCain
- McCain's closing credits
- Seriously, why is this even close?
- Nope... People are still ignorant.
- Yes We Can!
- Thank you John McCain
- Obama President!
- awwww poor little feller
- New Mexico goes to Obama
- going to call this.
- Ohio goes to Obama
- PA Goes to Obama!
- As a former Vermont resident...
- people are polled by phones, and cells dont count
- I'll be glad not having to see Cindy McCain anymore after tonight
- Some thoughts on the definition of a "liberal," in a geographic sense
- If you need an appropriate champagne for tonight...
- FiveThirtyEight.com has McCain at 1.9%, his worst showing of the year.
- What is wrong with this country???
- Possible election day scenarios
- Sorry to disappoint you all
- Voted yet? If you did, say,"Aye", if not...Why?
- Thank you for representing everything that is wrong with many voters
- Ted Stevens gets mad at reporter
- Attention Hank Williams Jr: Shut the Fuck Up
- Predictions
- Sometimes people restore my faith in humanity
- This. Fucking. Election.
- Obama's grandmother has passed on
- Newt Gingrich needs to lay down the crack pipe...
- Wow...
- I'm getting really sick of this "liberal bias" talk.
- This should scare everyone senseless...
- Muslim McCain Supporters
- What Really Happens At McCain/Palin Rallies
- new details emerging about the keating 5.
- the Republican's last stand.
- Palin gets a call from Nicolas Sarkozy!
- Wassup 2008.