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  1. #1

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    I just turned on the TV

    And Dane Cook is making out with Jessica Alba. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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    No idea who that he is, but I google imaged him and he looks like a douche bag. Rick james gives that action four thumbs down!
    Le temps détruit tout

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    No way, she's soiled goods now.
    "I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth." - Oliver Reed

    "America blaming BP for the oil spill is like a man punching a prostitute in the face because his own needs disgust him." - Stewart Lee

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    That's a horrible waste of a perfectly good Jessica Alba.

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    I didn't have a clue who Dane Cook is. Google images reveals him to be a tosser.


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    Wow, I never heard of someone who hasn't heard of Dane cook everyone around here thought he was the funniest thing for a while then he kinda faded out of the spotlight

    I think its his stunt double, they wouldn't put Jessica through that kind of torture

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    *Googles "acting classes"*

    If that fuckstick Dane Cook can fondle all over Jessica Simpson AND Jessica Alba, I can certainly do it.

    I won't have to steal any jokes or rely on a wickedly funny supporting cast either!

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    I dunno, I used to be a fan of Dane Cook. Saw him on Just For Laughs and heard some of his old standup and it was great, and I thought he was great in Waiting and in Dan In Real Life. I haven't really paid attention to him much lately, but caught part of one of his recent stand-up shows on TV and thought he was still funny

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