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    Real Genius is the cornerstone of my sense of humor

    Go rent it. Now. This is some rare early Val Kilmer comedy and it's an awesome flick

    Here's some of the best quotes, pulled straight from IMDB:

    Professor Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
    Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.

    Chris Knight: Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.

    Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
    Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

    Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
    Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.
    Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

    Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you?
    Mitch: No.
    Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy."
    Mitch: What is it?
    Chris Knight: It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?

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    Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

    [action=Leon]owns it [/action]

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