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    WTF! "Star Wars makes you gay!"

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    The vehicles in Star Wars are very geometrical and bland. The only one I had an issue with is the X-wing. One, the name has the letter “X” in it and we all know that is the drug ravers shove up their chocolate holes during jungle list dance parties. Also, the wings spread open, which teaches girls to up their legs up to men, so they can have their baby holes violated.
    Yeah I think it is fake

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    I'm pretty sure this is fake, lol.

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    I bet he is a racist that only likes white chocolate holes.
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    Christwire is like the onion, just more "subtle"

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    I'm surprised they didn't mention how phallic the x-wing is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Squidbeard View Post
    Christwire is like the onion, just more "subtle"
    I've never heard of it until last night when I came across this article

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    I think you've just outed Wookieslayer and Rougeleader!

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