He's already ruined Transformers for me but now this:
Michael Bay says 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' are aliens, reinvents origin story - CNN.com
"When you see this movie, kids are going to believe one day these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie," said Bay as he took the stage to discuss his new vision for the reptilian reboot. "These turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable."
ugh "edgy" ninja turtles. one of them is going to be gay, there will be a hipster, and one will be teaching creationism to the people of new york.
quit it michael bay!