What should I do with it? I thought about repairing it (back then you could repair consumer electronics! holy shit!), from what I've read it seems that basically the I/O controller is dead, and if I can find the chip I can easily replace it.
Or....I could turn it into an external hard drive, which would be hilarious sitting next to my iMac.
Anybody have a better idea?
Stuff it full of M-80s and blow it straight to Hell.