When I run windows update, and there are 80+ updates on my virtual machine, I want to pick them, accept whatever terms there are, and then leave it alone. I don't want to have to check it every 5 minutes for some obnoxious popup about the genuine advantage tool. I don't want to see additional information about anything. Really, I don't want to stare at the screen for an hour in case you want to ask me some inane question about shit I don't care about.
In short, fuck you.
Don't listen to this Mac loving son of a bitch. You're doing great.