He got a nasty virus, so I have to lobotomize the thing. It's my penance for his setup help over the years.
Remember how I give him shit about how many things he keeps on his desktop?
Poll inc. See if you can guess correctly.
Beth is the same way. It's annoying as fuck. I have like 6 things on my desktop and that's almost too much for me. Not to mention she has like a 200 gig HD that's full and a 2 tb external that's completely empty.