Just had to fix this bullshit. The LOLZ variant was on this one.
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Why I ran into it was it had gradually gotten slower and slower with the web interface becoming almost unusable during business hours. I attempted to restart it but it hung. I logged into SSH rebooted and it never let me login to the web interface after it came back up. Digging around...awesome...