Action Music in Falls Church has one of these, with passive pickups, in a dark wine color, for $699:
It's probably going to need frets to be a shredder axe (they started as jumbo, but they're now about Gibson LP height), but it is a solid 8/10 otherwise. Trem stays in tune with lots of flutter, and the neck pickup tone is absolutely devastating. Someone go buy it.
They also have the best Charvel San Dimas 2H I have ever played, in seafoam green no less.
Yeah, both those guitars were awesome. Note that you don't have to be in DC - I believe Action will ship it to you.