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    Insane Clown Posse turns out to be Christians

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    Moronically dumb, inbred idiots turning to christianity? Hardly a twist. They're seeking an escape from the conscience they must have recently accumulated.
    "W yn shn y zhī, shn y xng.
    Tiān xi m nng zhī, m nng xng." - Lao Tse - my band.

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    Not sure why someone is blogging about this now, when the song lyrics they quoted are from an album released in 2002.

    No one but their questionable fan base cared back then. Kinda puzzled to see it pop up again.

    Although, this kinda made me laugh:

    "Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"

    "Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
    Medicine Chief - RHLC

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    This also made me laugh:

    thers said they felt deeply betrayed and outraged: they'd been innocently enjoying all those songs about chopping people up and shooting women, and it was Christian rock?
    I'm going to go out on a limb and state that these guys are the least effective evangelical Christians I've ever heard.
    "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are a bit dicier." - David Foster Wallace

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    Quote Originally Posted by sami View Post
    Took the words right out of my mouth!
    Argbadh - RHLC

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    So if they get hit by a bus, do they still go to heaven after spouting all that shit and inciting violence?

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    The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

    Without music, life would be a mistake.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    this is just a way to get a story written about them. They're attention whores

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