For all the east coasters, and those insane enough to drive long distances to see a piece of shit like me perform, I wanted to cordially invite you to my next NJ performance this Saturday 1/14/12 at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ (about 30 mins from NYC). I’m set to start around 10:30PM or so, but anyone who’s performed live knows that’s pretty much bullshit since most shows run late most of the time (and even early in some cases).
21+ Only, so we know JJ wont be there since there won’t be any youngingz, or girls for that matter. Actually… I take back the latter since the ladies love touching oily faggots =)
I’ve also got a great lil’ tap-dancing number that I do while sweep picking and singing “Mama Yo Quiero” by the amazing Carmen Miranda (RIP <3). I mean, come on.
I'd show if it weren't 600mi away