Originally Posted by ConnorGilks
If I didn't play a gig for a year, I'd punch myself in the throat.
Trust me, it hasn't been by choice. I have one of the most insanely involved day jobs out there, a disabled child, a wife doing full time work and online college, two crazy daughters, and I live in a town where I know everyone who owns an instrument by name. Okay maybe that last one was an exaggeration but not by much.
Small town in rural Oregon isn't exactly a musician's haven.
The funniest part of the gig will be the 50 year saggy biker bitch titties flashed to the band as a "tip". On the plus side, I don't have to drive and I never have to pay for drinks so it will be guitars, bikers, and beer all night long.