A Pirates Death For Me by me
Its my girlfriends birthday this weekend so I wrote her a song about Squids. She loves squids and I think they're pretty awesome too
I did everything apart from the vocals which my mate did. Although I did the "Staring Johnny Depp" line
Never really done an acoustic song or a "comedy" one either. I'm rather proud of it
Awake in the night to the sounds of disaster.
The ships being taken by a watery master.
You were hidden away in the darkness below.
I'd heard only myth and legends of old.
Dare I jump overboard to see you.
Nobody knows what you are.
Or what you mean to me.
Cephlapod of my dreams.
We finally meet.
The sun starts to set as the ship starts to sink.
You showed me our love is written in ink.
Maybe someone will think to make a film? (Staring Johnny Depp!)
Now to our sea bed, lets seize the day!
Oh shit! A Sperm whale! Lets swim away.
Dammit. I could of got laid.
Er. Mah. Gerd.
A giant squid for me.
Now to sneak a cheeky peak at your beak. Ooyeah!
They called me a fool when I said that I loved you.
“Look in his eyes! He’s going to eat you!”
I don’t care, because we're together. Together!
I try not to listen to these close minded fucks.
I just want to be with my Architeuthis Dux.
I have the biggest eyes for you.
It's like having 8 hugs at the same time.
Although I'm now missing most of my spine.
Turned to a mixture of chum and brine.
Flesh torn from bone. Guts ripped apart.
Its not what I meant when I gave you my heart.
All so I'll fit through your doughnut brain.
Yo ho ho!
A pirates death for me.
My squid has eaten me.
A fitting end that's just fine by me.
That was fucking awesome, well done