Originally Posted by Matt C
I always heard that one using Violas. Following the transcription:
What do you call two cellist playing in unison?
A minor 2nd.
There was a commotion in the orchestra pit by the strings. The conductor asked what was happening the first violin says that the first cello was turning his tuning pegs. The first cello screamed, "Well he started it. He turned one of mine and won't tell me which one!".
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