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  1. #1

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    Dumbest shit ever

    [VIDEO]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38zmdwd5K3E]BATTLE BEAST - Black Ninja (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube[/VIDEO]

    I actually listened to this for the first time ever. Please, stop raping Dio's dead corpse, you stupid blonde skank. Please.

    My, god, so fucking awful. Beard, get in here and back me up on this one.
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    I just completely lost it when the plonky clean guitar solo started

    It does sound like a crappy Dio cover band, but it was amusing to listen to at least...
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  3. #3

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    never heard of 'em
    just passing through....

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    That solo
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    Why do I feel like I've seen someone post this here before?
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    Hmm. Where have I seen this before? Oh, yeah-

    about as believable..

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    i loved europe growing up lol

  8. #8

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    Congratulations, you found something I hate

    I made it to 40 seconds.

    The band sounded solid up until then (no clue about the solo, didn't get that far ) but the singer sounds like someone at Karaoke who thinks they're sounding cool, but instead sounds like they're making fun of the genre to anyone who actually listens to it. She sounds like how my mom impersonates metal singers.

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