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  1. #1

    Join Date: Oct 2008
    Location: Montclair, VA
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    New Chris Holmes

    Get ready for a decibel shower (his words)..... I like the music, his singing not so much and that ackson he is playing I have always loved...

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  2. #2

    Join Date: Oct 2008
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    Sounds like a leftover WASP track that he hijacked and put shitty vocals on.
    Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way!

  3. #3

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Montreal / QC. / CAN.
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    Rig: 6505~(some pedals)~Orange

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    Holy shit. This is ridiculous.

    Highlights of “Let it Roar” include:

    • Holmes lip synching while chewing food
    • Holmes enjoying ice cream
    • Holmes lounging on the couch
    • Holmes playing piano even though the song features no piano
    • Holmes feeding his dog (or, at least, a dog)
    • Holmes holding a feather
    • Holmes flipping the bird in various different ways
    • Holmes looking at a map
    • Holmes listening to a map
    • Holmes posing with his face through a cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean
    • Holmes fishing and catching a very lifelike fish that I think may actually be fake
    • Holmes performing with a full light show but no band or audience
    • No rock-music-ruining black people
    • Shots of tunnels and roads
    • Shots of rocks
    • Shots of water
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    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Somerville, Ma
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    MA: Martin MC16-GTE
    MB: Dingwall Afterburner 5
    Rig: Mesa Roadster, Recto 4x12

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    That's, um...
    "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are a bit dicier." - David Foster Wallace

  5. #5

    Join Date: Sep 2008
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  6. #6

    Join Date: Mar 2012
    Location: Nashville
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    MB: USA Jazz Special
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    The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No.” ― Alan Moore

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    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    MA: Godin A6 Ultra
    MB: SR500
    Rig: Massive/Boobies

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  8. #8

    Join Date: Oct 2008
    Location: Herndon, VA
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    "I'm A Animal."

    That you are, Chris.

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