MY GIRLFRIEND THREW MY AFFLICTION SHIRTS OUT THE WINDOW WHEN SHE LEARNED I HAD SPENT THE MONEY I HAD TOLD HER I WAS USING TO PREPARE FOR MY GED TEST ON SLIM JIMS AND MOUNTAIN DEW AND I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK PUMPING THIS SWEET JAM TO BLOW OFF THE STEAM.
Btw, can I stay at your place buddy? My mom sublet my room to some dude who doesn't even play xBox. Doesn't seem like he would be chill with the kill streaks I have been pulling lately on Call of Duty. Besides, he took all my snowboarding posters down. And I just wouldn't feel right falling asleep without them there.