Now that technology is advanced enough to allow almost everyone to have a bitching song as their morning alarm let's compare notes on wake up anthems. I find waking up to metal improves the overall quality of your day.
I've had a few over the years. Bloodbath's "Eaten" (Chorus), Emperor's "Curse You All Men", etc. etc.
Right now it's this. Works impeccably.
Battlecross-Pursuit of Honor
Shadows Fall-Casting Shade
Nile Rodgers-Akeem Wakes Up (from Coming to America)