What could it possibly be?

A box:

Something with which to open said box:


Er...wait. That's not what I wanted! What's this?

Some sort of roll things?

More cardboard! That's not right, either, is it?

Well, now, this is interesting....

Maybe the side will give us a clue?


Now...why, you may ask, is this "unthinkable"? Well, I'm the guy who kinda hates distortion pedals. I've got badass expensive amps that do what I want them to do. I work at Guitar Center, though, and I've had the chance to play around with this one a fair amount, and actually rather like it. When the opportunity came up to get one for a really good price, I couldn't pass it up, and it may help with a more compact rig for RVG:TZM in the future.

So, how's it sound? I did a quick clip, with somewhat fatigued ears, of it. This is my custom 7-string, straight into the Ecstasy pedal, and then running that through Two Notes Torpedo WoS, using the KT88 power amp sim and "StrongBack" (VHT/Fryette FatBottom 4x12) cab model.