It took me about three hours tonight of moving things around, re-velcro-ifying, some excel-based power management planning, and a bag of new patch cables with some power splitters that just came in yesterday from Sweetwater.
Powered: TrueTone CS12
Preamp Loop: Polytune > Sentry (noise gate) > C9 > Phase90 > SoulFood > JoBo OD808 > FatBoost > FullDrive2 > Dial-a-Distortion > Wah > Volume
FX Loop: 10Band > H2O (echo + chorus) > Afterneath > DispatchMaster
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You can imagine my elation when it didn't hiss all over the place