I am never leaving my guitars close to a window.
GIBSON LES PAUL REISSUE FLAMETOP 85 STRUCK BY LIGHTNING - eBay (item 280364274949 end time Jul-07-09 21:19:03 PDT)
Holy shit, yes, I need that!
EDIT - and when I first saw the title, I thought it was about the man, not a guitar. :/