Straight to pics I suppose then.
Props to Philligan from SSO for this one (I don't remember if he's on here)
A box that's as big as me! (Height wise only )
The most fearsome weapon known to man
Check out all dem ads!
Here I am awkwardly fumbling to get the case out without the box falling and making a ton of noise
PAYDIRT! WE'LL LIVE LIKE KINGS I SAY! (More like, "On this episode of Hoarders - SSO members)
Damage to my case? PHIL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU DICK!
The combination to any good lock really
What's this then?
OH FUCK YEAH FREE STAPLES T-SHIRT IN MY SIZE, WOOHOO ALRIGHT FUCK YEAH!
(There's an ABR one too but eh, fuck em, PLUS IT'S A MEDIUM - I WEAR AN XL, WHAT THE FUCK CAN I USE A MEDIUM FOR? A JIZZ RAG IS ABOUT IT!)
And here's the guitar!
Aw yeah Blackouts? They'll be swapped for a Duncan Distortion and some neck pickups in the future, I just prefer passive and nothing more really.
MORE UPSIDE DOWN BULLSHIT? WHAT IS THIS, AN LTD OR SOMETHING!?
Whoopsie, there we go
Yeah string winder!
AW SHIT DIMARZIO CLIPLOCK STRAP ALRIGHT YEAH WOOHOO FUCK SHIT UP LETS RAGE
Dem stripes. There's also a slight change in the neck profile to give it a more rounded feel and reduced the shoulders
Don't see many of these! Score, sir.