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  1. #1

    Join Date: Mar 2012
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    Cliffs Notes on Zachary Guitars?

    What's the deal with this guy? I just found this site yesterday and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or if this guy is awesome.

    Zachary Custom Electric Guitars Bass Guitar Gibson Fender PRS

    I will admit, he does put up a lot of pics of each of his guitars.

    Basically he pics pics of all the guitars he's made, some of which are for sale, but he'll only sell it to someone worthy and I guess you have to prove yourself to him first. The content is somewhat insulting to the reader and again I'm not sure if it's hilarious or silly.

    For example, on this page:

    In reference to this guitar:

    He says:

    If you are a dumb fuck and don't know guitars - you will not really see much on this page. You will look but you will not see. To look you need only eyes, but to see you need to be knowledgeable and have a brain. I will not give a lecture on this guitar. I will not say what it features and what I did. No reason for me to make the effort. What benefit will it bring me? To give the dumb fucks a free education? I have done enough of that over the last 15 years. I will keep you stupid this time. I am looking forward to my new headstock though, so that people don't fall out of interest.

    I'm not a fan of the headstocks, tho:

    Last edited by ironfistx; 06-16-2012 at 03:52 PM.

  2. #2

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    Rig: Axe-FX II

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    WTF that website

  3. #3

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    ME: Elysian Custom
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    that's some serious cockstock right there!

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    ME: Ibanez S540LTD
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    Wirelessly posted (Hivemind)

    No sarcasm, he's legimately that pretentious
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  5. #5

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    MA: Takamine
    MB: Sterling Stingray 5
    Rig: Fractal Audio Axe-FX II X

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    Dude is a pro, with his website from 1992 and the slick keyword spamming at the bottom of the site.

  6. #6

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    Rig: Budda SD30

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    He's an absolute douchebag. Also has gone after others for trying to sell "balanced tension strings."

    His website is an utter shitshow, designed to use others' trademarks to drive traffic to his hideous, badly-designed page. Best not mentioned so that he drops into obscurity.
    Too much focus leads to tunnel vision
    Too much faith leads to religion
    Too much knowledge leads to confusion
    Too many guitar lessons lead to jazz-fusion

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    I'm pretty sure I saw this back in like 08/09 over on /7/ before I got banned And that headstock is horrible.

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    Rig: Diezel Hagen/Zilla's

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    He sounds like Alexander Dumble, and his guitars look like shit to boot


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