is there with his mom and says he wants to try out a guitar. I don't remember what kind it was, but it was one of those nontraditional electrics with the jagged spikes that look all hardcore (could have been a BC Rich Warlock), and so the employee hooks it up to an amp and plays a little solo and some power chords out of the distortion channel and then hands the guitar to the kid to try out.
The kid plays a powerchord with distortion and his mom goes "that sounds different than your guitar at home."
And the kid goes "THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S HEAVY METAL, MOM!!!!!"
The kid ended up buying the guitar, too. In a coffin guitar case.
That kid is pretty metal.
fuckin heavy metal ma!