I know nothing about these, a guy on another forum has one. It doesn't have adjustable saddles. (wtf?)
Any of you know if a standard TOM is a direct replacement for one of those?
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^ Would one of those work?
Nope, a standard TOM won't fit. Have him measure the post spacing, and look for an intonatable wraparound bridge that matches the spacing.