This one should make a lot of people happy.
Suhr ML Standards in the neck and middle, Dimarzio Fast Track 1 in the bridge. Oh, and a parchment pickguard.
I still dig the shit out of my other pickguard... But, with a Suhr standard with a ML in the neck and an Aldrich (I think) in the bridge, plus a Gotoh Floyd, I don't really need this guitar to be a "modern" strat - I already have one with a killer neck singlecoil and a great humbucker in the bridge. The Fast Track is *technicaly* a humbucker, but it's one that's not a whole heck of a lot hotter than a fairly hot singlecoil, so it still has a lot of that sound to it. I actually don't know if I'm going to keep it in here - i don't like it clean, but it does a telecaster-like/SRV sort of stinging lead souynd pretty well... Probably much like a real singlecoil, in fact.
Basically, I got bored. You guys win this round.