Tequila and jigsaw... and stupid.
Rock & Roll, bitches!
Modifying your instrument with a bandsaw and a severe lack of judgement is a time honored rock and roll tradition. EVH, Geddy Lee, and Eric Clapton have all done it. Geddy Lee is probably the only one who regrets it (that was originally a Precision). The EVH one is cool as fuck, and Clapton is too much of a douche to know the difference.
Seriously though, the Clapton cut is war crime levels of bad.