Have I been fronting all these years thinking I was playing tough straps when I should have just been using a hangman's noose?
Ibanez Destroyer DT 555 1984 Made in Japan Phill Collen Model | eBay
Does the noose make you want to buy the guitar more? Like, "This guitar is so good you are going to hang yourself after playing it".
I'm honestly perplexed here. Does the seller just have a collection of nooses around the house and he just couldn't be bothered to take one off the leather recliner for his shitty one picture ebay listing?
From the description:
This raises more questions than answers. Maybe he's into that thing where you hang yourself and jerk off, and he needs money to fund his other fetishes? Or he's so poor that he thought about hanging himself, then decided to repurpose the noose instead?I love her so much but need the money.