I was browsing through ebay when I found a listing for a "Teuffel Birdfish".
Absolute Mint RARE Teuffel Birdfish Guitar Essentially New UNPLAYED | eBay
The seller claims that the guitar "is the pinnacle of guitar making in sound, playability, versatility and collectability." Now, I'm not here to argue about the sound or the playability since I have never come across this... guitar(?) before. However, why would anyone spend $12,000 on something that looks like that? How good can this thing be?
Clearly some people do.