- Tone-crushing agathis body
- God damn maple neck
- Maple fretboard with 21 frets the size of railroad ties
- Holy fuckballs! Diecast chrome tuners!
- The fixed bridge is chrome, too?!? TROO
- Flex-inducing pink dot inlays
- One humbucker is all you need to melt faces
- Volume control? Just turn the bitch to ten and snap it off!
- Custom kitty pickguard says you're serious about teh metal
- Signed by Hello Kitty herself, holy shit!
This was the last one on earth, Leon totally beat the holy fucking hell out of this chick to nab it from the store:
Congratulations to Leon for winning guitar of the month for the most metal fucking guitar in the solar system!