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  1. #1

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Woodbridge, VA
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    Fuck mayonnaise

    Every goddamn time my company does a catered lunch with sandwiches, every goddamn sandwich is slathered in goddamn mayonnaise. I fucking despise mayo. If I wanted a foul tasting, white substance ruining my meal, I'd jack off on the bread first.

    Fuck mayo.
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    Tomorrow never comes.
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  2. #2

    Join Date: Sep 2008
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  3. #3

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Somerville, Ma
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    Can't say I've ever been a fan either. I can deal with it in small doses, but much more than that...
    "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are a bit dicier." - David Foster Wallace

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    Join Date: Nov 2008
    Location: St.Louis USA
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    is there a mayo haters club?
    Confront and Cry

  5. #5

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Austin, TX
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    I fuckin love mayo, I buy that shit in gallon jugs(though they last me months ), use it basically every day I've even been known to dip my fries in it, though I am mostly German, so go figure.

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    Join Date: Oct 2008
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    Maybe you should try Miracle Whip.
    We're all musicians, still searching for our roots.

  7. #7

    Join Date: Oct 2008
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    I hate Miracle Whip, but I love mayo. Go figure.
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    Too much faith leads to religion
    Too much knowledge leads to confusion
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  8. #8

    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Mayonnaise is delicious but all condiments should used in moderation.
    The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

    Without music, life would be a mistake.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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