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  1. #1

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: The house formerly known as the Haus
    ME: Ibanez S540LTD
    MA: Taylor Big Baby
    Rig: Laney GH50L

    iTrader: 13 (100%)


    Jesus fuck fuck my life .

    Apparently, nate was concerned with my desire to make a quesadilla, and cursed me, because that is the only plausible reason for how this has gone down tonight, jesus fucking christ .

    Before i head off to the store, I started by pulling some chicken out to defrost, and setting the avocado for the guac on the counter.

    Go to the store, get stuff, all is well. Leaving unfortunately, things begin to go awry. I am riding out of the parking lot, and the jar of salsa tears through the bottom of the bag and crashes to the floor, yet another hopeless victim of gravity . As i am throwing this in the nearest trash can, two women stop and offer me a ride home, to the store, and back, and this seems sketchy. In retrospect, this was a mistake. Cougar mom and her hot daughter needed some attention . Max-0, Life-2.

    So i get home, and things start getting interesting
    Steak. This is not all for the quesadilla, but was ein gutes deal.

    Chicken. Just cut into small pieces, doused in tonies, garlic, salt, and pepper and panfried in butter.

    Shrimp, with lime and salt

    All together with the chicken and steak.

    While getting my steak out of the oven (broiler ftw) i burn my hand. Another point for life

    Set out to make guacamole. Start by cutting up a habanero. Discover in the worst possible way that you cut your hand during the salsa incident FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. That burns in a whole different way.

    Whatever, be a man and move on! Realize that avocado is rotten. It was not ripe enough last niht, and now it is too ripe. FML.

    Fuck it, lets just make the quesadilla before I fucking die
    Tortilla, in like 3Tbsp of butter

    Bunch of meatfood

    Cheese, habanero, and rest of meatfood


    Eat . I managed to eat about 2/3 of it. :blug:
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  2. #2

    Join Date: Dec 2008
    Location: Florida
    ME: Epi MKH LP7
    MA: Hyostar SJ-971
    MB: LTD B-206SM
    Rig: Blackstar HTMetal 100>2x1

    iTrader: 0

    That looks tasty.. But I don't eat shrimp.

  3. #3

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: The house formerly known as the Haus
    ME: Ibanez S540LTD
    MA: Taylor Big Baby
    Rig: Laney GH50L

    iTrader: 13 (100%)

    Quote Originally Posted by Planet Smasher View Post
    That looks tasty.. But I don't eat shrimp.
    What the fuck is the matter with you? Thats like saying "Oh man, that hot chick is hot, but i just hate boobs"

  4. #4

    Join Date: Jan 2009
    Location: London, Ontario, Canada
    ME: WarmothTele/SE245
    MA: Seagull S12+
    MB: Fender Jazz Bass V
    Rig: Egnater Renegade 65

    iTrader: 2 (100%)

    Good, good, so it's working...

  5. #5

    Join Date: Jul 2009
    Location: Turlock, CA
    ME: Ibanez RG7620
    Rig: HD500

    iTrader: 0

    Oh god mother dammit Max that is one HOT KAYSUHDILLA

  6. #6

    Join Date: Oct 2008
    Location: Fredericksburg, VA, USA
    ME: RG7620
    Rig: Spidervalve and 1960A Cab

    iTrader: 0

    Looks fucking awesome despite my infernal curses
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  7. #7

    Join Date: Nov 2008
    Location: SoCal
    ME: DC727/RG7621
    MB: SR505
    Rig: HD500

    iTrader: 0

    Meaty as fuck and delicious looking

  8. #8

    Join Date: Feb 2009
    Location: Fort Collins, CO
    ME: RG3570z
    MA: Breedlove Pursuit Concert
    Rig: Mesa/Boogie Mark Five:25

    iTrader: 4 (100%)

    Looks tasty.

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