Jesus fuck fuck my life .
Apparently, nate was concerned with my desire to make a quesadilla, and cursed me, because that is the only plausible reason for how this has gone down tonight, jesus fucking christ .
Before i head off to the store, I started by pulling some chicken out to defrost, and setting the avocado for the guac on the counter.
Go to the store, get stuff, all is well. Leaving unfortunately, things begin to go awry. I am riding out of the parking lot, and the jar of salsa tears through the bottom of the bag and crashes to the floor, yet another hopeless victim of gravity . As i am throwing this in the nearest trash can, two women stop and offer me a ride home, to the store, and back, and this seems sketchy. In retrospect, this was a mistake. Cougar mom and her hot daughter needed some attention . Max-0, Life-2.
So i get home, and things start getting interesting
Steak. This is not all for the quesadilla, but was ein gutes deal.
Chicken. Just cut into small pieces, doused in tonies, garlic, salt, and pepper and panfried in butter.
Shrimp, with lime and salt
All together with the chicken and steak.
While getting my steak out of the oven (broiler ftw) i burn my hand. Another point for life
Set out to make guacamole. Start by cutting up a habanero. Discover in the worst possible way that you cut your hand during the salsa incident FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. That burns in a whole different way.
Whatever, be a man and move on! Realize that avocado is rotten. It was not ripe enough last niht, and now it is too ripe. FML.
Fuck it, lets just make the quesadilla before I fucking die
Tortilla, in like 3Tbsp of butter
Bunch of meatfood
Cheese, habanero, and rest of meatfood
Eat . I managed to eat about 2/3 of it. :blug:
That looks tasty.. But I don't eat shrimp.