My apartment complex's gym is full of total bros. There is nothing that gym bros love more than showing off their bods by wearing a shirt that utilizes the concept of negative space. That is to say, the shirt is more of a lack of a shirt than an actual shirt. They usually accomplish this by cutting out the sleeves down to the waist, so you can see their sweet toned abs through the sides when they lift their shaker bottle to their mouth to get some protein powder in them. (This is 50% of an actual workout)
But to some of us, trve sleevelessness is sacred. Cutting beyond the actual sleeves is something that would be done by a douchebag.
How do we get to show off our sweet toned guts? For nearly a year I would just walk up besides the gym bro lifting staring at his own reflection in the mirror while pumping out reps and take off my entire shirt while humming the intro keyboard melody from "Rainbow in the Dark". Challenge them to a gym bro off.
This method made me no friends. Luckily, I discovered an easy way to show off your ripped muscles without looking like a cunt, as a bonus, it will make you look like you fought a werewolf and won.
See, I tear my sleeves where they meet the sides of the shirt, and then they naturally tear lower as a result of my trve metal steel hard bod.