Lo and behold, it is I, coming to bear proof of my recent purchase.
Boom, motherfucking 2015 Specialized Allez.
But what's this? A new saddle of course.
Why? Because look at this sad motherfucking piece of ball-busting horseshit.
Fuck that motherfucker.
But it's still missing something...
A god damn saddle-bag, who could've guessed?!
And the last little bits of goodness, not only a water bottle HOLDER
BUT A WATER BOTTLE TO GO WITH IT!
In all it's splendid glory, look up on it's moderately priced greatness
I also bought these boss new running shoes that are stupidly lightweight and won't even register on anything but a food scale. It's insane.