I think it's time I shared a culinary "delight" with you. Invented by some friends during a drunken night at Whitby Goth Weekend, it is "None More Battered"
You will need:
A deep fat fryer
Ingredients to make your favourite burger
Take your bun halfs, batter them, deep fry them. Take the burger, batter & deep fry, take your cheese/lettuce/onion/anything else, batter & deep fry.
Take battered & deep fried ingredients, stack together to form the burger. Batter it and deep fry it.
Book bed at local A&E/ER for stomach pump.