Amazing Customer Service!!

[ohio_eric]

So I get a CBG from pHaGGuS and he says it's all state of the bogan art. So upon further inspection the toaN log is of inferior quality. I requested a mammoth toan log and what did Mr Lives in a Van Down by the River ship me? HE GAVE ME A RODENT TOAN LOG!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A LOG FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

I'll never finish my hillbilly swamp core CD now!!!

I want all of HaGGuS' future customer to put their CBG is escrow and ship them to me for inspection.

I expect a full refund and to get to keep the CBG as well.

You'll hear from my attorney, probably at about 4 AM.

[jaxadam]

Nigerians...

[Chris]

If only he had a wah to inspire him.

[ohio_eric]

HaGGuS can't afford Nigerians. He uses Sherpa he gets at a discount at Wal-Mart.

[HaGGuS]

Hi Eric.
I will be your customer service agent.
Ohh.. wait a sec... I have a phone call.
Can I just place you on hold while I take this call.


(insert hold music here)

On Hold Music for Business - YouTube

[ohio_eric]

Originally Posted by HaGGuS

Hi Eric.
I will be your customer service agent.
Ohh.. wait a sec... I have a phone call.
Can I just place you on hold while I take this call.


(insert hold music here)

This is a lie. HaGGuS doesn't have a phone in his van. He claims he lsot everything while waiting by his mail box for Leon to shippa da wah.

[jaxadam]

Shippa da wah...

Nigerians...

[HaGGuS]

Originally Posted by ohio_eric

This is a lie. HaGGuS doesn't have a phone in his van. He claims he lsot everything while waiting by his mail box for Leon to shippa da wah.

Tis true.

While I waited and waited..and waited for the wah, the bogans sent shazza over as a decoy while they stole everything I owned from my house.

[ohio_eric]

Again a lame excuse!! I got headbutted in the nuts by an angry midget and still had to pay my taxes!!!

[jaxadam]

tl;dr

Do not buy from Nigerians...