Yeah, the Yukon isn't nearly as metal as Scandinavia, but it will have to suffice.
Some of you may have guessed my SS.org alter ego. If so, please keep it a secret, as my identity is in fact a matter of municipal security. I have been charged with the enviable task of carefully determining who left a flaming bag of poo on the mayor's door step, and I can't be found out. Certainly this will get me 'brownie' points.