Tell him he's a cunt, and coming from a limey, that's ultra offensive.

I actually don't have a headset anymore, my brother broke yet another one, which makes 3 of my headsets he's busted

We haven't had homoerotic L4D2 sessions in a long time. We should make out with some zombies some time soon

Bad ass dude. My woman is pumped to go to Europe too. Should be a fucking awesome vacation. She will probably catch a plane back here the day before Wacken.

Dear Paedo Rodriguez, I think Operation Tag Team and Cook may actually be coming to fruition. I got a rather excited text before, I'll just have to see my finance situation, as she won't lend me money, even though she's got £3500 in the bank :/