Lost Stradivarius handed in at the lost-and-found

[Chris]

Stradivarius violin handed in at Swiss lost property office - Telegraph

Awesome.

[Vegetta]

It seems like at least once a year there is a story where someone leaves their ultra rare and valuable (Violin or cello) in a cab or on a bus

I'd have that shit handcuffed to me James Bond Style

[Angrychair]

I'd sell that shit in a heartbeat and just buy a new violin, a house, a car, and a porn star girlfriend.

[Rick]

Originally Posted by Angrychair

I'd sell that shit in a heartbeat and just buy a new violin, a house, a car, and a porn star girlfriend.

[noodles]

The owner had lent the precious instrument to a musician friend who took it on a train on Friday but forgot it when he got off at Bern, police said.

What they meant was:

The owner, a complete moron, had lent the precious instrument to a musician friend who took it on a train on Friday but forgot it when he got off at Bern, police said after arresting the owner for manslaughter.