Recording in a slower tempo then speeding it up - SevenString.org
So, the HAARP Machine's "record slow then speed up" isn't sloppy, it's an "effect." And sampling guitar sounds and arranging them on a piano roll makes you super talented. Kids these days...
Meh, don't care. If you aren't into gardening you shouldn't waste time worrying what kind of shit makes the best fertilizer.
And I'm certainly not into djent.