It all starts with a beer, and a plan.
Then you need some clubs:
And to UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY.
And a little patience. Here's my buddy Tony. Being patient.
Why is he being patient, you ask?
[VIDEO]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ6toZRUHmU]YouTube - 2009 Golf, More Random Nonsense[/VIDEO]
This leads to the occasional poor sportsmanship.
But with the help of some friendly squirrels...
YOU UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY SOME MORE.
AND DROP SOME BOMBS!
You're thinking "Man, if only there was some beaver.."
And now... The 9th Hole.
Two combatants ready to stroke some shafts and play with some balls!
Lemme rephrase. :\
The tee shot: Despite being bombarded by suck golfers on the adjacent hole, our hero holds it together and delivers an on-the-green bomb.
[VIDEO]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9UaAWGQKlE]YouTube - Random 2009[/VIDEO]
Which ends up here:
DOES OUR HERO MAKE THE EAGLE? ON THE FIRST ROUND OF THE SEASON?
[VIDEO]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7owdirTMd4]YouTube - 2009 Golf Nonsense[/VIDEO]
Fuck yeah, it's golf season!
Man, I suck at golf, but I LOVE playing.