I ran today. My hockey team often underperforms because Joe Thornton is a choke artist. Deltoids.

But seriously forks, I did run today. I dunno how far it was, but I figured it was a good idea because I'm not out of shape appearance-wise, but I'm out of shape in the sense that I'm sweating and feeling sorry for myself. If I keep it up, go me! If I don't this thread never existed.