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    Golfer loses arm in alligator attack on course - Golf- nbcsports.msnbc.com

    Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

    The man, 77, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course. According to the Beaufort Gazette, the gator pulled the golfer into the pond and went into a series of "death rolls," a technique the reptile uses to tear apart its food. The man lost his arm in the struggle.

    The man's friends were able to free him from the alligator's grasp and called 911. The victim, visiting family on the island, was taken to the Medical University of South Carolina. Wildlife workers killed the alligator and and performed a necropsy at the scene to remove the man's arm from the animal's digestive tract.

    The arm was stored in a cooler in the hopes of re-attaching it, the Gazette reported.

    The man has not been identified, and hospital officials would not release any information about him.
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    Holy shit...but I immediately thought of this:

    "I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth." - Oliver Reed

    "America blaming BP for the oil spill is like a man punching a prostitute in the face because his own needs disgust him." - Stewart Lee

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    Add landmines to the green and fairway, you have a decent extreme sport.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DelfinoPie View Post
    Holy shit...but I immediately thought of this:

    YouTube - Happy Gilmore no PGA tour
    Same here.

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    talk about bad luck..

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