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    Join Date: Oct 2008
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    For Chris (Derek Jeter content)

    I know that you have a thing for Jeter and his testicles, so Merry Christmas.

    It kind of makes my stomach turn looking at this.
    FUCK THE YANKEES, Cliff Lee, The Phillies, Tom Brady, Drew, snow,, Ebay, Bill Belichick, John Boehner, the iPhone, the gecko from the Geico commercials, shitty drivers, dealing with insurance companies, crazy ex girlfriends, my job at the moment, my shitty mood, new year's resolution's, happy people, the state of Connecticut, my cubicle at work, lower back pain, the Seahawks, anything Queensyche has done the last 15 years, NASA, Tiger Woods, the economy, people who can't drive in the rain, acid reflux, everyone in Dream Theater except John Myung, Metallica, customer service at Verizon, people who take up the whole aisle at the grocery store, The Rock, working Saturday's, waiting for Drew's album, The Packers, Robinson Cano, tires with no traction, spam email and the spam you eat, Putin, cavities, Netflix, Godzilla, Taylor Swift, the price of replacement windows on my house, squash... to be continued

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    Reporter: So, Papi, how's the morale in practice with Derek Jeter around?

    Papi: *does steroids* Oh, it's great. You'd think we'd have a problem with such a prominent Yankee being on our team, but morale is way up. We haven't grounded out to short in months! They just roll right by him.

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