Disclaimer: When I rolled my d20 for Sports, I got a 3.

I went to a Big Ten school. It disturbed me endlessly that there were 11 teams in it.

If Nebraska goes to the Big Ten, there will be 12 teams.

Can I have a side of WTF-sticks with that? What are they gonna call it, the Big 12? Fuck me.

Can someone explain this to me - why any of this matters and why teams switch around to different conferences, and why the name of the conference has fuck-all to do with how many teams are in it?